MEET THE TEAM
She cried at crooked pictures as a child and is a white board wizard. The creator of her own words and expressions because words are HARD. Her alter-ego Carol might send drunk emails and will definitely fall prey to instagram ads. She is a food bully, Cancer with a Taurus moon, and self-help junkie.
She will always care more about design than your feelings and would rather drown than accept help. She is a pun of a bitch and keeps her fruit in a marble bowl in her fridge. The definition of a klutz and a design school drop out. She’s always right, just ask her ex-husband.
Design Team Lead
The official announcer of every light turned green and the world's slowest eater. A cry laugher. She has an extensive beanie baby collection (tag protectors and all) including the invaluable Princess Diana Bear and is a retired hip hop dancer. She is our tech support, loyal friend, and pastor’s wife -hashtag blessed.
Possible estranged Kardashian love child gifted with the most excellent taste. She is the queen of the closed mouth smile and likely loves her dog more than her own child.
Walking muscle of a human who eats whip cream and brownies for breakfast. She can do a 40 hour work week in about the time it takes to finish said breakfast. She has a PhD in Excel and is a firehose of information.
Social Media Manager
Former bookkeeper and keyboard-playing band member. Creator of instagram’s @mybwontstop (but has since been locked out of the account). Thrift hunting addict. Travel enthusiast. Dreams of writing sketches for SNL.